Randal Thor: Homina homina this mysterious lonely girl in the middle of a dark shadow dimension where nothing else lives sure is beautiful and sexy maybe I should give up all of my values and aspirations and abandon my friends just to see if she'll kiss me. She's definitely a normal girl who I can trust!!! Damn she's sexy!!! Egwene who???
Matthew Coffin: Damn, this very normal and sexy girl who appeared in my hospital room/jail cell out of nowhere is probably more trustworthy than the people who just saved my life.... but she's definitely trying to trick and manipulate me so I'm gonna ignore her.
e-Gwen dot com: Wow!!! That bitch!! It is not fair to be that sexy!!! Fuck her fuck her fuck her wait what was I doing?
Paaron (Puppy Aaron): Hey Lorraine Morraine there's definitely a dark friend here staring at me she is giving me some bad fucking vibes. That girl over there is definitely some sort of evil shadow entity who means us harm.
Lorraine Morraine: I think she's just into you ;^) you should go dance with her ;^) some girls like a man with glowing yellow eyes like a wolf ;^)