Mutant, librarian, poet, union rabble rouser, dog, Ashkenazi Jewish. Neuroweird, bodyweird, mostly sleepy.
I write about transformative justice, community, love, Judaism, Neurodivergence, mental health, Disability, geography, rivers, labor, and libraries; through poetry, opinionated essays, and short fiction.
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just found out that the world's longest noodle weighed 66kg and was about 10,200 feet in length which means if me and another person were to do the lady and the tramp kiss with the world's longest noodle we would each have to walk over 1.5 kilometers and consume 75 pounds of noodle.
oh yeah just like that one song
and i would walk 1.5 kilometers
and i would eat 75 pounds of noodle
just to be the man who'd walk 1.5 kilometers and eat 75 pounds of noodles to give you a lady & the tramp kiss
Assuming you have a cooperative partner, you only need to walk 750 meters and eat a mere 37.5 pounds of noodle in to give them a lady and the tramp kiss
looked up this noodle to find a video of how it was made and they hand-pulled this whole thing which is fucking impressive. just three people rolling out a massive hunk of dough at once https://youtu.be/IyZgc7GYosk
