• they/them

i am into accessibility and game design. i go by sysopod on other platforms as well



hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

You're getting interviewed as an expert on live cable news in a developing story. Given your line of work/expertise, what is the worst catastrophe that could currently be occurring?


silasoftrees
@silasoftrees

humanity has been taken over by the Zleepzlorp, an alien empire whose technology and society do not allow access to those without psychic thinklobes (a natural part of the normative Zleepzlorp physiology which does not exist for humans)


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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:

The Factorio 2.0 release has been cancelled and fans are rioting. (I'm just a player, not a game dev, but sometimes live cable news has to take whoever's on the scene.)

Or my actual job as a sound tech - some festival speaker system is feeding back extremely loudly and instead of taking two seconds to fix it I'm being pulled aside for an interview (that nobody can hear because of feedback.) Tens of people could have mild tinnitus for an hour!