hi folks! jae here, back with a new financial update.
you'll probably remember that the last financial update was fairly dire. this wasn't hyperbole; we were in an extremely tenuous position at the time.
fortunately, it turns out being honest about the issues you're facing is a good way to get help with those issues. since the last financial update, we've seen a huge bump in subscriber numbers, short-term revenue, and MRR. this has been huge for us! we are no longer in the position we were.
it's important to note, though, that it is not all from the financial update. while we got a big bump after that was published, it tapered off fairly quickly. our most sustainable growth has come from the large wave of new and returning users we gained from twitter's most recent Bad Decision. we're happy you're all here! thanks for using cohost.
i'd like to try and keep this installment short, so let's get on with it. if you need help on terms, check the past financial updates.
make fake currency (not crypto, just like tokens or whatever) that you can buy on cohost
this currency (lets call it eggbux) can only be spent on buying cohost subscriptions
5 USD = 44 billion eggbux
so now you too can buy a (subscription to a) social media platform for 44 billion!