Hey bro, can we talk? Nah, you're not in trouble I just wanna talk. Oh my health bar appeared? Ha ha that's so weird bro come on, follow me into my cavernous, unfurnished office and we'll talk.
Me, my leitmotif swelling in a minor key, my full title displayed across the bottom of the screen in all-caps serif: Honey, come here please...
I love this woman so much. Like...I cannot tell you how much gender this gives me.
EDIT: Omg she used the Terraria boss bar because she knows that's one of my favorite games of all time how the fuck did I get so lucky aaaaaaaa.