And that is why when I said, "Sorry I'm late, there was a traffic jam caused by a fistfight in the parking lot of a Dunkin Donuts," nobody even questioned it
What I'm trying to say is that contrary to popular belief, the people in Massachusetts are all pretty nuts, interspersed by gentrifiers. I was trying to explain this to my boyfriend when he moved here, and I kid you not, the first time we took the green line, a fight broke out over who "fucked so many bitches".
This is the state that calls themselves —proudly!— Massholes. It's entirely earned.
