I like the idea of unsolvable magical problems being solved by some nerd in a barely related field who's just looking for an easy way to water a houseplant or something, the way video game programmers kept doing with computing back in the 80s and 90s
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"The healing powers of the Emerald Prism Wand CANNOT raise the dead. That's true. But what you CAN do is reverse the cellular necrosis and give you a pristine, 'healthy' soulless husk. And then you use the time powers of the Sapphire Heart-Shaped Compact to go back in time--"
"The Sapphire Compact doesn't let you change history, though!"
"--Yes, but we aren't doing that. We're going back in time and capturing the dead person's soul as it leaves their body with the Black Baguette-Cut Onyx of the Soul--no changes to the timeline!--and then redepositing it in the healthy cadaver. Presto, Maria is back!"
"How...? Where am I?"
"I've been using this to bring my cacti back to life when I over-water them. Please don't tell my parents, they said I could have a cat if I kept the plants alive, and it's not fair, cause it's not like you can over-water a cat! And even if I DO, I have a fix for that, now!"
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