My memory, albeit distorted by both time and childhood, was that they would make a full medium sized pizza, fold it in half, and serve it to you. Even if the folding happened prior to cooking, the fact remained that this was a monstrous amalgamation of sauce, cheese, and bread, and you were just expected to sit down and eat the whole thing.
If you've ever eaten a calzone, especially one with any kind of meat inside, you know it's a sloppy, greasy affair. This thing was just... No. Even by calzone standards it was horrific. So much congealed cheese. So much grease. And, again, the fact that you were expected to EAT THE WHOLE THING BY YOURSELF.
God damn, the 90s were fucked up
