One of the things I thought would be fun if I ever got my own place would be to build a big trophy case and fill it with very lackluster trophies. Or rather, big shiny trophies with lackluster tags on them. You know, things like
IMPROV JAZZ FESTIVAL ATTENDEE
NORTH CENTRAL REGIONAL HIDE AND SEEK 4TH PLACE
DIVISION 6 ZAMBONI DRIVING CHAMPIONSHIPS QUALIFIER
I did the groundwork for it once, and while the trophy store employees DEFINITELY think it's weird, a customer is still a customer, and they will do it
