Tourism websites: "We have a vibrant art scene and over 20 family friendly restaurants!"
Me: "Nah, where's all your neat little guys. Where's your fucked up shit. Where's your vintage pinball museum where I can stick used chewing gum on the walls."

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Tourism websites: "We have a vibrant art scene and over 20 family friendly restaurants!"
Me: "Nah, where's all your neat little guys. Where's your fucked up shit. Where's your vintage pinball museum where I can stick used chewing gum on the walls."