Nikolai Jakobslock

Pretentious fucking hipster ape that's notable for "almost hairless", "can split atoms", "big dick", "will walk fifty kilometres to kill one (1) woolly mammoth", "Turing completeness", "bizarrely powerful, accurate throwing", and "eats many, many different toxins for fun",

anyways warframe is a game where i have to collect potatos to feed my meat printer to make me x antibody from digimon type upgrades of my characters so i can feed my old copies of these characters to my weird dog fused to the walls of my house

Commission for Mika Tenno, operators all grown up and no longer a skinny little tube baby.

Check out my commissions:
https://commiss.io/captainbragd

the wildest thing about the recent tumblr fiasco-palooza is like. they fucked up soooooooooooo bad in 2018 and then against all odds, they got handed a miraculous second chance and a lot of people did in fact come crawling back, to the point that staff was like, memeing about it. and then within the last week they were like AUGH NO NO NO NO ALL IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW TOILET TIME PUT IT IN THE TOILET!!!. not that everything was fine and dandy until this week but like jesus christ. this is like... shooting yourself in the foot and then trying to staunch the wound with more bullets. whatcha doin there pardner? i reckon might you have slightly misunderstood the purpose and function of your firearm????