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What ho, Vault Hunter!
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github.com/hallowfiend/Time, the Healer's Silvered Cogs (1122 words) by hallowlock
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs
Characters: Wainwright Jakobs, Alistair Hammerlock
Additional Tags: POV First Person, POV Wainwright Jakobs, Character Study, Trans Wainwright Jakobs, Trans Sir Hammerlock, T4T Sir Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs, Sir Hammerlock Has ADHD, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, if you liked wainwright being all poetic and literary in jakobsestate.sav then this is more of that, class traitor wainwright again bc im normal, Introspection, Married Life
Summary:
A CEO of one of the major gun manufacturers meditates over a mostly-eaten bowl of chocolate pudding.
"Be careful."
"Al, we already got what we wanted. We cross-referenced with an atlas an' you double-checked them all for poison.
"Well - you know what they say: don't count your mushrooms before you cook them into stew!"
"Never heard anyone say that."