Jeffison Soffield, an official for The Office of the Affiliated Suffix Officer of Sheffield Traffic Efficiency, in an affidavit, standoffishly reaffirms the boffins' suffixations of the sufficient efficacy of tariffing inefficient road-coffins, puffing paraffin raffinate stuffiness into the air, and stuffing the money into staffing officers for cuffing ruffians affiliated with the affixion of graffiti - on the cliffiest of difficult rock faces - in the spiffiest of neighborhoods! Having a diffident affinity for fluffing up such effigies is insufficient- it's just ragamuffin affinement.

