sources linked (usually tweets) where possible. otherwise it happened on discord somewhere.
| this | is an anagram of |
|---|---|
| horny and depressed | nerdy phone address |
| cyanide | i.e., candy |
| felony disenfranchisement | Disney Channel forfeits men |
| cope and seethe | notepad cheese! |
| ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GLOVES | WALRUS ORGY LOVES AWAY |
| Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. | "...Yandere pothead left Red Ho-Oh. Typical." |
| Nigel Farage | elfin garage finger algae |
| tell afar, what the plot is to the morbius movie starring jared leto | hot outrage, re J: the bloodthirstiest vampire wasn't Milo after all morbius spoilers? surprise oil mob |
| Avengers: Endgame | Vegan-grade semen |
| User Experience Design | Inexperienced guesser |
| They're testing the Pixel 6 at T-Mobile US | The Turing test belittles my hope. I axe. |
| siro, what the fuck are you talking about | Awful bucktooth geeky authoritarians. |
| good morning god has let me live another day, and because of that one, I'm about to make it everyone's fucking problem. | AAA- oof. these goddamn 'bored ape yacht club' non fungible tokens made me riot, outright violent over monkey images |
| ur- I-- but- ...siro what the fuck are you talking about?? | ate ur KFC, wrote a haiku about it. I but only shrug. |
| Oh, want to see Lennart Poettering do some hat magic? | these Gentoo malpractitioners want to head GNOME. |
| trusted computing | GNU C trumps dittoe |
| the special computer is now in a locked room | kleptomaniac compiler; the code is now ours. |
| "Senior UNIX System Administrator" | Ruin syntax; admire monstrosities. |
| Experienced Frontend Developers | overspend on reprinted Excel feed |
| Software Quality Assurance | Unsafe query: raw AOL statics |
| Oracle database | escalate abroad |
| PCI express clock burst mode routing descriptor | root complex treks cursed circuit, probes DS ping |
| my keyboard has the Gateron TS Red switches | i'm a gay, trans wreck; yet BSD soothes the herd |
| vendor-supplied firmware | Evil Superpower: find DRAM |
| xilinx, altera, lattice, actel, microsemi, quicklogic and nuvation fpgas | Manic Pixie Catgirls Attack Vendor, Claiming Linux Tools Feel 'Aquatic' |
| field-programmable gate arrays | altera made me gay for girls [a r b p] |
| this field-programmable gate array's vendor documentation sucks | Top voices mock, under hit NDA: "Altera made me gay for trans, sub girls!" |
| maximizing the yields of 7nm field programmable gate array SoCs to put prefabs through a new set of refined, efficient, anagram-like analytical total solution-space reduction techniques tuned to discern hapax data patterns osmotically | altera made me gay for girls: a paper outlining the effect of C, amateur silicon design on text hazards in TS/queer matchmaking for nerdy bisexual polycules with adaptability to intense headpat accomodations for up to 7 tall nice transfems Everything about this title is laser-focused to hit searchwords on both semiconductor research fellowships seeking undergrads and cute hackers. 😳 (footnote) |
also this happened:
