i love having absolutely cartoonish mannerisms. when something disappoints me, i'll snap my fingers and mutter "rats!"
if i'm walking somewhere and realize i'm going the wrong way, i'll slap my forehead, roll my eyes, and do an exaggerated 180 pivot on one leg. women want me for this
i REFUSE to lie down on the grass without kicking my legs up in the air when my back hits the ground, adding to the impact of the motion and crossing my legs midair so they're already set when they fall
and i walk down stairs like that one photo of john lennon