"i have many questions but the biggest one on my mind is why did you give our experimental unit the ability to urinate???"
"i wanted her to be a pisser"
"HER!?"
"yes, her. and you don't have to shout"
"why are you gendering the experimental unit?"
"why do we gender anything?"
"this isn't a person or a pet!! this is a highly advanced, not to mention incredibly expensive, autonomous machine!!!"
"i am aware. i helped build it"
"i know; that's why i'm angry."
"are you pissed?"
"yes, i'm-"
":)"
"i despise you."


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