just had an incredible moment at a self-checkout machine where the little "MONITORING IN PROGRESS" window came up that's supposed to show you on camera at the machine except mine was showing some other guy and I was like "what the fuck" and then realized the guy at the machine next to me was giving me a funny look AND THEN I REALIZED HE WAS THE GUY ON THE CAMERA FEED ON MY MACHINE AND THEN I REALIZED HE WAS LOOKING AT ME BECAUSE THE VIDEO FEED SHOWING ME WAS ON HIS MACHINE and then we both shrugged and resumed making our purchases
