• he/they/she, or xe/hir

📍 在垃圾箱
queer adult human


huldratigress
@huldratigress

People always have the most uncreative "what I'd do with a time machine" stories.

"Oh I'd stop 9/11" You absolute simpletons. Pea-brained knuckledraggers. If I got a time machine you wouldn't hear from me until everyone in Spain was speaking Arabic and the only notable religious organization in central Italy was a modest temple to the Hittite storm god Tarḫunna. I'm fucking EVERYTHING up. Can't have 9/11 if America doesn't exist


amydentata
@amydentata
  1. figure out which prehistoric flood caused flood mythologies to exist in almost every cultural tradition
  2. throw like, a shitton of rubber duckies into that body of water right before the flood breaks
  3. return to the present

confusedcharlot
@confusedcharlot

concentrate all my stinky farts in one spot in spacetime


You must log in to comment.

in reply to @huldratigress's post:

everyone wants to use time travel to mess with someone else's era, that's no fun. I'm bringing the Sea People to the Chesapeake and the National Guard is not prepared

nine bows against Arlington set in stone the final inscriptions on Washington's obelisk, Bay Bridge traffic a ninth wonder of the ancient world made more impressive in each retelling, every tide comes back in eventually some just take three thousand years and a flux capacitor

Meanwhile, I'm going back in time to prevent Nietzsche from dying young (give him an extra thirty, maybe forty years) simply because philosophical history would become so much funnier if he had to respond to everything that happens in the early 20th century.