ideal living situation: large open space, plenty of windows to view native wildlife. large comfortable rest areas to sleep 12-16 hours a day. free food from the Contraption, whenever you want. no cleaning chores. shit and vomit at your leisure. some roommates to alternatively snuggle with or beat the shit out of
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Today I went to a park where you could hand feed free-roaming deer and it struck me that these deer might be living the best possible lives of any deer in the history of time. I got a little jealous, tbh.