It's just a prank bro. It's just a prank how we've fallen down this mineshaft and have not reached the bottom. We only had to scream for like five minutes before we started thinking it was a prank and now all these countless hours later I'm almost sure of it. The more this warm dry air continues to buffet my hapless form the more certain I am that this is all a grade-A prank. Only one of the asshole dudes we know could have tricked us into this mess. Do you think it was Dustin? I kissed his sister last summer and it gave him apoplexy. Oh it's like when your brain explodes. It's how my grandma died, which is why I know what it is. Hold my hand bro