just remembered one time I wrote up my own SCP entry (which I never submitted) for a knife that turns anything it cuts into a cake, bc the cakes that look like random other shit thing was viral and I thought it was funny

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just remembered one time I wrote up my own SCP entry (which I never submitted) for a knife that turns anything it cuts into a cake, bc the cakes that look like random other shit thing was viral and I thought it was funny
i mean i enjoy it when i see it every so rarely these days. takes a lot of work i can absolutely respect to make a cake so incredibly realistic that it fools the naked eye, and besides the concept of 'but what if thing... was secretly CAKE' is absurd enough that i can dig it! that said: soon as i saw they turned the concept into a netflix cooking show by way of mom telling me about it, i knew it was on the way out of the limelight.
but now im curious actually what did the article look like. what kind of strange worrying tests did the Foundation run on the Cake Knife
I might chost the full article pretty soon but it was a safe-class object that turned a nokia 3310 into a cake. the scientist then used the knife to cut a cake and was shocked when it was the same cake
very solid example of the cutting cakeability of the Knife.
(well, not that solid ANYMORE, considering the whole "is cake" thing, but like,)