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Bored Ape Conference Attendees Wake Up With Searing Eye Pain, Vision Loss

Attendees at a conference for Bored Ape NFT owners are reporting waking up in the middle of the night following laser and UV-heavy performances with extreme eye pain and vision loss.

#radiation #ultraviolet #UVC #the forbidden light #eye injury #far UV #they kill us with ultraviolet light and by direct exposure to the engines

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:29 PM

Also at ApeFest

https://twitter.com/chrisakvn/status/1721307663626338454

Was dope linking my wallet with the #ApeFest2023 @BMW and seeing my mutant get added to the car skin.

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:35 PM

Phones at the ready. Your Ape is about to appear. Share your experience on social using #ApeTheBMW

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:46 PM

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

they just had them OUT THERE

#radiation #ultraviolet #UVC #the forbidden light

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- ̗̀ 🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy🏳️‍⚧️ ̖́-@tudsworth11/6/2023, 6:27 PM

All I've been thinking since I was first made aware of this news is "Blind Ape Yacht Club" and I hate myself for thinking it because even if they're idiots who bought into monkey JPEGs they don't deserve to have idiot conventions that are so mismanaged they're actively harmful to their health.

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:28 PM

Blind Ape Yacht Club

- ̗̀ 🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy🏳️‍⚧️ ̖́-@tudsworth11/6/2023, 6:29 PM

I cannot lie it's still funny even if I feel bad for saying it.

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:32 PM

yeah, true

jckarter @jckarter11/6/2023, 7:15 PM

NFT art: literally retina-searingly bad

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rykarn @rykarn11/6/2023, 6:32 PM

hfss (have fun staying sighted)

Vicas @Vicas11/6/2023, 11:19 PM

holy shit

nike @-nike-11/6/2023, 6:33 PM

I love that a ton of large companies apparently still have crypto departments they forgot to fire/agency contracts they forgot to cancel

www.coolstation.space @warc11/6/2023, 6:33 PM

couldn't happen to a more deserving bag of marks tbh.
tragic, but like, yknow. the least tragic that still qualifies as tragic.

Maersk Aerospace @Maersk-Aerospace11/6/2023, 6:35 PM

on the bright side, if you get hit by the anti-bacterial uv lights, you don't have to look at the car later

catastrophically yearning transfem-like lanky kong @lankyfromnowonbutprobablynot11/6/2023, 8:15 PM

They're spending millions (idk) so they can see shit like this? Projectors?

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 8:18 PM

Was dope linking my wallet with the #ApeFest2023 @BMW and seeing my mutant get added to the car skin.

catastrophically yearning transfem-like lanky kong @lankyfromnowonbutprobablynot11/6/2023, 8:30 PM

HYPE

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Amy Dentata @amydentata11/6/2023, 6:43 PM

Finally, a decentralized, cryptographically-secure method for identifying easy marks

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- ̗̀ 🏳️‍⚧️Tuddy🏳️‍⚧️ ̖́-@tudsworth11/6/2023, 6:48 PM

To be fair after having seen that first picture I too want to lose my eyesight.

nys @nys11/6/2023, 6:48 PM

did they just source “uv lights” thinking they were the same as blacklights? what if they purposefully did it for “cleanliness reasons???

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/6/2023, 6:50 PM

this has happened once before, at a "Hypebeast" event also in Hong Kong. I believe it happened because whoever was designing the event space wanted blacklights that also emit a "cool" blue light in addition to UV (in the sense of bored ape guys thinking "fuck this looks so cool")