theres many different types of gizmos and computers in the world for so so so so many different purposes and tricks. but they all have secrets: they all do the same thing. deep down, all computers are just performing the one fundamental function of sending E-Mail. even the binary, the ones (1) represent unopened emails and the 0s (zeroes) represent opened emails. and every email is another email's boss, and they get to fire the email before them. and when they all fire each other at the same time, well thats how your computer turns off. but corporate leadership is unpredictable and you never KNOW when a change of policy will lead to mass E-Mail redundancy. Alan Turing knew this. and he called it the Halting Problem
