thinking about dwarf fortress where my adventurer dragged around a cabinet filled with water since the waterskin only has like three sips in it. I also found a book containing the secrets of life and death and forgot to unequip it once I had achieved necromantic immortality and power so I just beat a bunch of creatures to death with that book.
the secret of death is i am going to beat you to death with this book
The pen is mightier than the sword
