random gamer on the street: You are a gamer?? what do you play??
me: uhhh... there's this game about a 15 year old bug princess that's supposed to be sacrificed because of some ritual that happens every 200 years and then she has to save her village from the magical poisonous energy of a giant bug god and other giant bugs. There's a 16 year old 144p viral video on youtube that's called THE HARDEST VIDEO GAME BOSS EVER! but it's actually one of the easiest and more approachable games the developer has made, that being said...
could anything hurt more than watching their eyes glaze over in real time as I talk about the things I spend my life on
