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However, I am listening to my girlfriend play Armored Core and my brain keeps doing things like this:

When your safari guide is a robot you get an armored tour
When a robot hits a home run they announce the armored score
When your barista is a robot and you order a latte, they do an armored pour
When a robot works as a cashier it's at an armored store
When they film an adaptation of Wuthering Heights with robots it's on an armored moor
When a robot tells a really long story without a point they're being an armored bore
When a robot gets Saturday Night Fever they dance on an armored floor
When you hire a robot to help with a domestic task they do your armored chore
When a robot climbs buildings for fun that's armored parkour
When your D&D campaign is led by a robot you discover armored lore
If you try to paint your robot vantablack you get a C&D from armored Kapoor
When a robot works in an iron mine they unearth armored ore
When a robot has a lion fursona they do an armored roar
When a robot has wings it can armored soar
When a robot eats another robot that's armored vore

Scott