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autistic queerthing from france. kitty fighting the puppy allegations. Asks welcome!

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ninecoffees
@ninecoffees

My partner got a 1 week work from home exemption (she did have to fly back up, yes) because she couldn't find a place to rent in Wellington. I told her to put me down as her fake 'landlord' reference. She panicked, but I assured her it would be fine.

Within an hour, I got a call from the property manager. I talked my ass off for five whole minutes. Pretty sure I gave the best 'landlord' reference they've ever heard.

The worst part was when that property manager asked me, "So do you think you'll be returning the bond?"

I was confused. "Of course! Why wouldn't I?"

I shit you not, that property manager literally answered, "Damn."

Anyway, within 2 minutes of talking to her 'landlord', my partner got a call saying that they're offering her the rental.

NO RULES IN LIFE. GO OUT THERE AND DO CRIMES.


NoelBWrites
@NoelBWrites

You can always lie to landlords, it's always morally correct


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