You’ve only been with us a few months & I’m glad you’ve become so fond my spouse & that you have come to tolerate our children. I hope whatever happened to you before you met us stops making you turn around when you see me in a room. I suspect you like me more than you let on.
For instance, I’m grateful every day that you stopped pooping on me when you let me pick you up.
dog pops up “I forgot about that game!”