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Anonymous User asked: extremely cursed concept just for you: alex yiik forcefem, with accompanying commentary
"Alex! The Golden Alpaca is out to get us!! Hes trying to sever your connection to your mind dungeon and, in turn, soulspace itself!! Quick, to strengthen your mind dungeon and make your connection to soulspace unbreakable, we need to make you your ultimate self!! Here, put on this dress and put these pills under your tongue, and I'll do your makeup!!!! THERES NO TIME!!!!!!!!"
Those were the words of my good friend Vella not too long ago. At the time i didn't question anything, she seemed so certain, what place did i have to object. So many odd things have been happening recently, like the meteor with my face on it, or Proto-Michael, or my constant totally not creepy dreams of the Esentia-2000, i mean whos to argue with breaking some gender roles, its almost the new millennium. We should be getting with the times.
But as she was doing my makeup, me sitting on my bed, clad in pink and white striped thigh highs that made my thighs look bigger than they actually were, the frilly dress swaying in the breeze coming from the open window, the pills dissolving under my tongue, i wonder, why.
Why this feels like such a big deal.
Why everyone doesnt try it.
Why it took me so long.
Vella is moving onto my eye liner, i can practically feel her breath on my face. Man, she could use a piece of gum right now. but im not gonna say that. It would ruin the moment. A moment that seems to stretch into infinity. I can feel myself walking the halls of gender nonconformity, feeling the watchful glares of the paintings of those who do not wish me to be here, but the light at the end of the hallway is infinitely more promising than anything they could offer me.
"Alright Alexa im almost done here"
A- Alexa? Did she just call me- Alexa?? Wha-what is this feeling in my chest, i- i dont understand. It feel like- like my whole life has been leading up to this. Not the esentia 2000, or the mind dungeons or soulspace or any of that. But this, this right here. As i sit, my dear friend Vella putting the finishing touches on my make up, the pills under my tongue fully dissolved, i realize what a big step this really was, what may change from here on out. I finally know what its all been for, what its all been leading up to.
I can finally kiss rory.
ok this was a post on my tumblr that i really fucking liked so im making you all see it by remastering it here >::3
what the fuck did i just read /pos
he really. really. really does not want to go on an adventure
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