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Just a friendly dragon that wants you to relax a little. NSFW, 18+. He/Him. Asexual/diapersexual.


A disciple of the Wu-Tang Clan falls in love with an assassin from a cult lead by conjoined twins. Tragedy ensues and everyone dies.

I really wanted to like this one since it came with a strong recommendation and has positive reviews. But this movie frustrates me.

The first point of frustration is that it's an hour and a half long and very little of importance happens within the first hour and 10 minutes. I've grown accustomed to uneven pacing in wuxia films, but this was a particularly bad offender. There are maybe three fight scenes in that time, with each only last a brief amount. Most of the running time is spent watching boring dialogue, a boring romance, and the conjoined twin cult leader(s) acting weird. There's simultaneously too much happening at once with characters and plot points thrown at you left and right, and nothing happening as the film meanders from scene to scene without much energy or direction.

The second point of frustration is that the action scenes were filmed in this truly awful smeary blurry faux-slow mo. Whenever anything action related happens, the movie becomes physically difficult to watch due to this effect. My understanding is that the technique used is called step-printing, where key frames are intentionally exposed onto proceeding frames to blur them together. The effect is best described as "slow motion but in real time, and it's strobing and ugly". So what minimal fights are in this film are spoiled by this truly awful technique. Considering that fight choreography and flair are both a major hallmark of the genre AND the saving grave of some otherwise unremarkable films, this serves as an extreme disappointment.

I think the concept of the film is good. And I could imagine a world where the first 3/4s of this movie are basically the opening act and the rest of the film is given a different direction. I like the idea that the two main characters' love ends up bringing ruin to both of their "families." The costumes were a notable highlight. And the titular bride uses a whip which was fun (and results in one of the few enjoyable sequences where multiple soldiers get decapitated and dismembered in a row).

I can't give this movie a recommendation. Maybe in the context of the era and the market, this movie served as some kind of response to trends in the wuxia genre. But viewed by an outsider without context, I'm not seeing the merit.


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That makes a lot of sense. I'm a relatively newcomer to the genre but I was watching this with a friend this weekend and we both came away from the movie feeling disappointed. I imagine that if I had watched this when it came out and was familiar with the genre/actors that my impression would have been different!

If you wanted to explore their filmography and watch genuinely good movies, I'd suggest:

  1. For Leslie Cheung it's pretty simple - "A Chinese Ghost Story". (Not entirely wuxia, but close. And if you like him, maybe one of the LGBT themed movies he was in, since he was a rare bi icon at the time.)
  2. For Brigitte Lin - both "New Dragon Gate Inn" or "Swordsman III: East is Red" are wuxia. (the first is excellent, the second is interesting. (Lin plays an iconic wuxia character who's often interpreted as trans)

I've gotten into the genre because I'm running a TTRPG (Righteous Blood, Ruthless Blades) with some friends and I need to know more about it.

I have A Chinese Ghost Story on my watch list, and I watched New Dragon Gate Inn on Friday! I really liked it. The first third was awkwardly paced but once they got settled at the Inn it was all great stuff!

I'll add Swordsman III to the list :)

It's actually pretty helpful for me to see middling stuff! That's usually where the best content for RPGs comes from.

Like, for example, The Web of Death is terrible. But there's a fun scene where a character raids a booby-trapped tomb to find a super powerful weapon. That kind of stuff is PERFECT for tabletop game sessions.

If you're into that, some of the Shaw Bros wuxia is pretty fun. My fav are the Ti Lung-starring Chu Liuxiang trilogy: "Clans of Intrigue", "Legend of the Bat" and "Perils of the Sentimental Swordsman". (they're sort of James Bond-like wuxia mystery stories)
The Brave Archer series is also quite fun - I'm actually watching a "Legend of the Condor Heroes" TV adaptation (2017) right now, and I recognized a scene from one of the Brave Archer movies - a group of heroes and their young disciple stumble upon a weird graveyard in the mountains, at night. And it turns out to be a training ground for a duo (a couple really) of deadly masters who kill by piercing people's skulls with their fingers. And they use the place to train on corpses. Quite dark for wuxia, which can come across as silly oftentimes. These older SB movies certainly have a look and a flavour, the action is not as cool to a contemporary audience. But there's some weird and cool stuff there as well, like "The Bloody Parrot" (horror murder mystery), or "Bells of Death" (an awesome grimdark revenge wuxia). Tombs and hidden palaces with powerful artifacts are pretty common wuxia tropes too, off the top of my head they feature prominently in the Heavenly Sword and Dragon Sabre (and all its myriad adaptations, my fav. being the 90s Kung Fu Cult Master with Jet Li), or Handsome Siblings. (at least the recent TV adaptation I watched)

You've just added a bunch to my "to watch" list :)

So far I've seen:

  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Hero
  • Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame
  • Duel to the Death
  • The Fate of Lee Khan
  • Reign of Assassins
  • Bride with White Hair
  • New Dragon Gate Inn
  • Killer Constable

And I've enjoyed all of them except for Bride with White Hair. Thank you so much for the recommendations <3

That's a good list. If you liked Detective Dee, the other Tsui Hark movies are also great. If we're listing the greats, I have to mention Burning Paradise which recently came out on Bluray. It's slightly more kung fu than wuxia, but it really feels like a dark RPG adventure.