Gonna become the protector of some fantasy village, exchanging my protection for food and accommodation. Definitely won't backfire over the years as I go from a sleek, powerful guardian to a plodding butterball, the success of my charges translating to an ever-more-impressive waistline....
Is the village peaceful because their guardian dragon is good at their job, or was it always peaceful, and I'm just a big, fat mooch? Am I more guardian or giant town pet? Are they widening the streets to modernize, or because I'm getting too fat to plod down them on "patrols"?
These are the questions in a job like this.
