
this is mechassault for the original xbox. it's a big stompy robot game. there's a variety of mechs and levels and whatever. cool. fine and good. if you're into that kinda game, you'll probably like this action-focused take on the genre. it looks like this

now, if you're a mech pervert, this game is going to be the equivalent of eating a single tortilla instead of a full meal. it will sate you however temporarily, but it's not what you need. it's not the fucked up bullshit you want or need

this is the fucking box for steel battalion. you are already in the pervert zone. your goddamn mech game is shipped in what's styled to look like a military transport case. you probably know what's in the box. you've heard of steel battalion probably. this is what's in the box

you might have just had a pervert reaction. you saw this and you know. you need this. because you're a sick fuck. you also might have gone "kinda overkill, isn't it?" and that's the reaction most people had, because most people are going to balk at a single game that costs $200 because of its big complex mech controller
but that's not all. because you know what else steel battalion does? it looks like this

this is a game that is 50% ui on the screen with a whole-ass in-universe styled controller. this is a game *absolutely one hundred fucking percent for perverts. this is not a game for people who are normal.
not everyone is a pervert and we should stop making videogames for people who aren't weirdo freaks
