Slinky and sassy, Ghostpaw is a snow leopard of many gifts; A waterfall of luxurious, white, waist-length hair, an even six feet of curvy physique, and sultry, violet eyes. But his tail is even thicker, longer, and more sensuous than these. Thick white-grey fur patterned in dense black rosettes could easily hide his figure, but instead the smooth, sumptuously trimmed fluff highlights his toned form. Waist down and from behind, Ghostpaw's curves are quite femme - long hair distracts from strong shoulders as a shapely heart of an ass supports his lush tail. From the front and abs-up, those shoulders and a beard-like tuft on his boxy chin are far more masculine. He is as much an aphrodite as an adonis - a beauty with gender signals too weak to prevent a quick, mistaken glance, but strong enough to confirm with a lingering, appreciative look.
lmao. I'm holding off a lance and they can't scratch me due to superior positioning.
Then one thunderbolt walks up and punches my goddamn assault mech's head off and instantly kills my most skilled pilot.
Wow sorry you hated losing so much game you coulda just said something fuck.
When is RNG going to save me the hard work of dealing 1300 damage huh
What makes this so extra stupid:
Pilot is guts 9, with two extra health boxes, in a mech with a reinforced head that wastes tonnage to prevent 3 injuries to the pilot.
Which does absolutely nothing in this game.
Sure it will suggest to you that you can take five extra (non-lethal) wounds, like headshots or torso/ammo explosions, but the game just constantly sets up scenarios where it's all or nothing one hit kills to pilots.