ONES THAT WE ACTUALLY DID:
- Tumblr theme (we only had 50 users at this point because it was in the alpha window. joke for us and 50 of our friends and no one else)
- Numbers™️
ONES THAT I WANTED TO DO (in no particular order, mostly collated from searching the work chat):
- cohost battle pass
- all posts must be constructed using mentions. if you want to use a word that isn't a page yet too fucking bad. no new pages allowed for that day (this one was never going to happen but i proposed it)
- font replaced with jokerman (i actually have a screenshot of that one)
- the heap
- full screen ad for The Boys season 2
- new markdown element that makes a quote look way fancier so you can pass it off as authoritative
- factions and a reputation system
- new accounts start off following a bunch of bot accounts like it's your first fortnite match
- randomly assigned verification checkmarks with no indication as to what they represented
- that one tweet about requiring users to list what kind of milk they drink
- Council of Advisors
- cohost minus, for $3 a month you are able to to less
- stories
- gildan tee of eggbug drinking lean
- this
- tag you can only post in during certain hours of the day
- hats
- wide mode (preview below)
uhhhhhh that's all i can think of for now. there was never a universe in which we did the majority of these but some of them maybe. "cohost battle pass" was an ongoing joke since pre-alpha. i think Factions could have actually happened. hats came close a couple times. stories would have been really funny but a lot of work. ok bye.

