me, daily: kevin you are a stinky man. every day i go to work to pay for you and what do you give me in return? nothing. you need to get your ass up and start pulling your weight around here mister
kevin: mrwow
kevin made me disconnect from playing the miku rhythm game w my buddies bc he wanted to be pet and then left when i hugged him. picture of the stinky boy attached
"i find you a job, i press your uniform, i prepare two meals a day. i move mountains to scrape you off the floor and put you back on your feet. and what do i reap? what is the return on my investment?!"