oh geez, just heard the news out of vancouver. ryan reynolds was torched to death by a beam of light from the heavens. yeah the report described him as being “only carbon now” which strikes me as a little insensitive but i guess that’s the modern world for you.
if my legacy for a couple years on here is putting this dumbass shit i fired off in two minutes into the public consciousness for a sec that’s pretty good. he is only carbon now
