anyway ace combat is like a core element of my personality especially X/Zero/5/7 so like. i am a verifiable expert if you ever need someone who's an expert on the franchise for any reason
nah im also a master of bi combat. which usually involves a thin flowing sword and an offhand pistol or crossbow
I'm usually sick of this joke but it's too obvious here and different enough that I must make it:
sighs, deep breath
pan combat is when I hit someone with a frying pan
