I am cursed by the fact that whenever a video game song has a catchy melody sometimes my brain just makes up stupid and unrelated lyrics to it
Like, the Beach Bowl Galaxy music from Super Mario Galaxy? You want to know what every phrase reads as to my absurd brain?
"If you urinate in water, then please don't drink it"
Starship Mario in the sequel I don't have defined words for the beginnings of the lines, but the ends of the lines are "it's Ned MacPherson" rhymed with "peculiar person", the general implication being that you've never met one so much as this Ned guy
Want a more retro game song? The main theme used in some variation for most levels in Super Mario World, there's a B section that starts with a descending, repeated figure of a sort. I'm sure you probably know it. My brain, since childhood, has heard that as "I'll trade my nightgown/Fo-o-r this gaaaaame".
No, I can't explain myself. Yes, I'm confused as well.