I see Google are still showing jokes in their “people also asked” years after being made fun of for it

I see Google are still showing jokes in their “people also asked” years after being made fun of for it
do the children yearn for dubious toolbars to install, for cursors and ringtones, or have they been starved of those opportunities by the construction of walled gardens on the devices they know
It runs at a smooooth 4 frames per second right now and the core game loop is written in applescript (which calls out to python for most of the logic). I need applescript to make double buffering work / check whether a file is selected. Running the loop in applescript means I only pay applescript's stunningly high startup cost (0.2 seconds??) once.
Anyway uhhhh this is all I've been doing for the past two days.