posts from @soniportal tagged #shitchosting

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lifning
@lifning
lifning - Big Bill Hell's License
Big Bill Hell's License
lifning
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"cohost is going away" update: update any links you may have to this post in software projects using this license to https://lifning.neocities.org/BBHL

(edit: click here for errata)
                        ===========================
                          BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
                        ===========================

                           FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!

If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):

| 1. BAD TERMS
| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
| 3. THIEVES

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 1. BAD TERMS
--------------

If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can
kiss my ASS.  It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
you'll depend on this bullshit, GUARANTEED.  If you make a derivative work:
Shove it up your ugly ASS.  You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. 

--------------------------
 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
--------------------------

Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE.  Because under the BBHL, you're fucked
six ways from Sunday.

------------
 3. THIEVES
------------

Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:

 3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
 ----------------------
 How does it work?  If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need
 feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).


DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.

ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.

GO TO HELL.  BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.

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numberonebug
@numberonebug

imo we should use "rebug" as our version of reblog



DieselBrain
@DieselBrain

listen as nice as Rebug sounds (its a good pun, A+), im sorru but 'rechost' is my "cellar door" but not in a good way more like in a "if i have to say it then everyone else has to say it too" kind of way.

Ive said rechost, youve said rechost, now we're all sons of bitches.


erica
@erica

rebug if you also think it's illegal to necro a 3 month-old post with this 'rechost' bullshit


Bigg
@Bigg

Chogbig if the edges of your vision are getting darker and you can tell that whatever is going to happen is going to happen soon


guy-with-dog
@guy-with-dog

chrigbo if the world is a fuck


trashcataria
@trashcataria
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magicscience
@magicscience
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@quat
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soniportal
@soniportal

anyone in this thread use cohost


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