soonmide

vox canis loquentes

  • he/him

i think dogs should post. i think dogs should airdash


i was gonna joke about how the juicero is remembered as a Breath of Fresh Air for at least not being an immediately discontinued subscription service, but then i looked it up and that's literally how you got its little packets. i guess it pioneered the field. sorry everyone


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juicero was an incredibly over engineered flex on every front of the machining process. huge sold aluminum plates there were milled so fucking clean, pristine high grade fiber reinforced over molded plastic, just every screams utmost quality and it was to squeeze little shitty foil packets full of fruit in this little drm machine built to sell you subscription juice.