i was gonna joke about how the juicero is remembered as a Breath of Fresh Air for at least not being an immediately discontinued subscription service, but then i looked it up and that's literally how you got its little packets. i guess it pioneered the field. sorry everyone
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juicero was an incredibly over engineered flex on every front of the machining process. huge sold aluminum plates there were milled so fucking clean, pristine high grade fiber reinforced over molded plastic, just every screams utmost quality and it was to squeeze little shitty foil packets full of fruit in this little drm machine built to sell you subscription juice.
god yeah and then they attracted attention for how you could literally just squeeze them by hand, which makes the entire ordeal feel like reverse engineering the gordian knot
a little bit of dirt on my screen was positioned exactly right to look like a very meaningful full stop added to your post, just now
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