this is still one of the most insane decisions for a localized game ad campaign i've ever seen, and this was an era of truly insane decisions re: game advertising

this is still one of the most insane decisions for a localized game ad campaign i've ever seen, and this was an era of truly insane decisions re: game advertising
"god knows what it's about, but it sure is fun!" says 45 year old ad exec in the 90s who's psychologically incapable of understanding anything more advanced than Pacman or Galaga
there's folks who like to say "oh, this wouldn't fly if they did this nowadays"
but i think this is one of those cases where i don't think it even flew back then
"Oh those wacky japanese, Who knows whatever the hell THEY'RE on about. Completely convoluted and incomprehensible but it sure is fun huh?
Now, back to my favorite soap opera, Megan just found out that Brian has been cheating on her with Methan who is a clone made of her and her secret lover's cousin Ethan who was created by Dr Bryan in an attempt to get his Double PHD."
that said, cool as hell game if you're craving something like Ocarina of Time.