hey boss, I need to call out today. yeah sorry I had a late night at the bar and met a smoking hot woman but now I feel absolutely horrible haha. hung over yeah but also a spot on my ass is super sore and I feel like, the opposite of anemic? but if that was bad? just miserable. anyway sorry you're not my doctor I won't bore you but you'll need to bring someone in for my shift at the magneto containment facility tonight
