i slam the E1.L Mk 4 home into my datarifle as i catch my breath against the doorjamb. the dust of cracked plaster snows gently in the lull of combat-- they don't know i'm here yet. not me. i was the backup. i was the plan B. if they could have known they wouldn't have been there. but that's the game, right? give 'em the mushroom treatment. feed them shit and keep 'em in the dark. i take one final puff on the fishtail before flicking it out, loading the header on my datarifle, and begin slicing the pie. dinner's over. it's time for dessert.
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in reply to @NireBryce's post:
Starting with E1.L form factor – L for ‘long’.
damn, they were right about that one
https://www.simms.co.uk/tech-talk/e1s-e1l-the-new-server-form-factors-explained/ tells me it's commonly referred to as "a ruler", at least in the UK
Someone was like, "I really liked Sony Memory Stick, how about BIG Memory Stick!"
in reply to @ivym's post:
im thinking specifically about 'give them the mushroom treatment'
edit: which is to say yes
multiple members of my polycule have showed me this post today lmao good
I am in physical pain after reading that, incredibly well done
i forgot how incongruously powerful "and begin slicing the pie. dinner's over. it's time for dessert." was
going to open up a combo shooting range/killhouse/bakery and cafe where that is the slogan
LAIT OUT, the barista screams, two seconds later your vision is washed out with white and all the sounds around you are muffled by the microfoam
