dreamt last night that beloved young adult writer Rick Riordan started publishing a new series, the "____ & Trump" series. each book was about some new character from ancient myth befriending donald trump and then getting into cooky hijinks together with him. it was like, "Hercules & Trump," "Talos and Trump," "Romulus and Remus & Trump," etc. Anyway they all sucked such complete ass but critics wouldn't stop saying it was the "best literary work since shakespeare"