traitorous fifth column secret fae here to tear apart the human world floorboard by floorboard with my teeth
we are always learning things about the world, and so excited to share them with you
see @iliana for our good posts

*gets a library card for every borough of new york even though you only need the one for the whole city*
we've got one for our hometown, one for Seattle, one for king county, and are planning on getting one for Washington state
the hometown one is probably going to expire soon and we won't be able to get a new one because they're only for residents of that county ;;a;;
your only option is to commit some sort of fraud to trick the government into thinking you live there. you must maintain your power at all costs