to people using leaf blowers: i hope you choke on your own fucking teeth
so done with this dental-drill-ass noise, and for what? so your fugly lawn doesn't die?
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to people using leaf blowers: i hope you choke on your own fucking teeth
so done with this dental-drill-ass noise, and for what? so your fugly lawn doesn't die?
They're starting to get banned. Already illegal in many municipalities in Los Angeles, restricted in Seattle and Houston and DC.
I wonder if work-from-home contributed to this. Now that middle-class suburbanites actually hear their neighbor's noisy-ass lawn care professionals, it's actually a problem.
it's not even lawns it's just clearing sidewalks of leaves and stuff, especially before a rain turns it into a slippery lawsuit-inducing mess
but, y'know, that's why they made rakes
they have to be doing lawns because of how long they're using the leaf blowers for. if it were a sidewalk they would be done in a couple minutes
no they aren't quieter
what i'm hearing is an electric leaf blower and it sounds like a goddamn dental drill. electric motors honestly sound even worse to me then apocalypse-fueled leaf blowers
they're gonna die of resperatory issues, those things pollute worse than cars, pound for pound