if you're a developer and you've ever required the usage of the phone for any reason then fuck you
if you as a developer require the use of a phone to access a service or use an app in any way, i want to hit you with a hammer repeatedly and scream
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if you're a developer and you've ever required the usage of the phone for any reason then fuck you
if you as a developer require the use of a phone to access a service or use an app in any way, i want to hit you with a hammer repeatedly and scream