spiders

daydreams, imaginary friends

traitorous fifth column secret fae here to tear apart the human world floorboard by floorboard with my teeth

we are always learning things about the world, and so excited to share them with you

see @iliana for our good posts


i Hi, dear reader. Sorry for the interruption, but this Friday, Wikipedia, the FREE online encyclopedia that ANYONE can edit, really needs you. 98% of our readers don't give; they look the other way.

The tracking data we bought with last year's donations indicates that you use Wikipedia more than 93% of visitors. Don't you think you owe it to us? Oh look, it also says you're a "socialist." What, are you waiting for the mommy state to step in? Why don't you skip the latte this week (wow, you paid $4.35 just for coffee and milk??) and give that money to us instead? Judging by your search history, you could use the break from caffeine.

We ask you, humbly: please don't scroll away.

Please select a payment method

two indecipherable, ai-generated logos for what looks like a credit card and paypal
two more logos for some kind of banking system

❌ No thanks, I need to get back to my 23-minute decision paralysis over what identical window fan to buy, it was so important.

they're even doing viral marketing:

three sticky notes on a wall. note 1: please donate to wikipedia. thanks! ~ landlord Jaxon. note 2 (different handwriting): please don't come into our apartment without telling us, just to solicit donations for wikipedia. thanks! ~ tenant spiders. note 3: wow... rude... by the way, i'm matching any donations you make dollar for dollar! ~ landlord Jaxon

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