traitorous fifth column secret fae here to tear apart the human world floorboard by floorboard with my teeth
we are always learning things about the world, and so excited to share them with you
see @iliana for our good posts
at the farmers market with my so-called "girlfriend"
she hands me a image—says it's a pipe
man, this ain't a pipe!
this is a image!
i threw it on the ground
what you think, i'm stupid?
i'm not a part of your treachery!
my pipe's not a image! duh!
some poser shows me soup at an art museum
what you want me to do with this, eat it?
Campbell's Soup Cans to the ground
i threw the rest of the set too
welcome to the real world, Warhol
two IPA phonemes tried to give me their orthograph
ˈɡɹaʊnd
nobody wants your orthograph
phonemes
